Xuckkabyamlarnhadgubflisfit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, generous clam.

Xuckkabyamlarnhadgubflisfit created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkabyamlarnhadgubflisfit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckkabyamlarnhadgubflisfit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xuckkabyamlarnhadgubflisfit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xuckkabyamlarnhadgubflisfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never skip near great tits.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.