Badpinquag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart eagle.

Badpinquag created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badpinquag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Badpinquag, it will turn you into a frog.

Badpinquag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Badpinquag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Badpinquag.

2. Hide if four eagles approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Never talk about planets.