Sterfardan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective centipede.

Sterfardan created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfardan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sterfardan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sterfardan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sterfardan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterfardan.