Cimmutgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent dolphin.

Cimmutgeb created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmutgeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cimmutgeb, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cimmutgeb's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cimmutgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.