Maptipdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair unicorn.

Maptipdog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maptipdog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Maptipdog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Maptipdog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Maptipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.