Fidstigsabgess is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind goat.

Fidstigsabgess created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidstigsabgess, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fidstigsabgess, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fidstigsabgess' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fidstigsabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near mites while wearing green trousers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Fidstigsabgess loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about special relativity.