Dobgabloop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, stupid coyote.

Dobgabloop created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Dobgabloop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobgabloop, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobgabloop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dobgabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Worship no other gods but Dobgabloop.

3. You must love Dobgabloop.

4. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.