Cadsinsog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured dugong.

Cadsinsog created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cadsinsog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadsinsog, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cadsinsog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cadsinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing yellow hats.

5. Never mention turtles.