Veenvoglun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong mink.

Veenvoglun created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenvoglun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veenvoglun, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Veenvoglun's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Veenvoglun's Holy Commandments

1. Veenvoglun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Veenvoglun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing tights.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Veenvoglun first in all things.