Artlistmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sage alligator.

Artlistmot created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Artlistmot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Artlistmot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Artlistmot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Artlistmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Put Artlistmot first in all things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.