Banflaglist is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, prudent
donkey.
Banflaglist created an atom twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Banflaglist, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Banflaglist, she will curse you with boils.
Banflaglist's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Banflaglist's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Banflaglist on top of all buildings.
2. Put Banflaglist first in all things.
3. Never write about dark energy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not listen to music.