Babfabmut Fembusmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring toad.

Babfabmut Fembusmis created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babfabmut Fembusmis, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babfabmut Fembusmis, he will turn you into a worm.

Babfabmut Fembusmis' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Babfabmut Fembusmis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Babfabmut Fembusmis' priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.