Hiningpin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful spider.

Hiningpin created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hiningpin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hiningpin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hiningpin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hiningpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Hiningpin six times a day.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not take Hiningpin's name in vain.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing orange corsets and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.