Dotlankam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing goose.

Dotlankam created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotlankam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotlankam, she will ignore you.

Dotlankam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dotlankam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not take Dotlankam's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.