Sogbestvad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring donkey.

Sogbestvad created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogbestvad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sogbestvad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sogbestvad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sogbestvad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Sogbestvad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Always help great tits in need.