Hamnullfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient alligator.

Hamnullfat created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamnullfat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamnullfat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hamnullfat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hamnullfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to bats while wearing purple jumpers.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Hamnullfat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Hide from cyan tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Learn six new languages a year.