Gonbissmadnulbum is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Gonbissmadnulbum created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gonbissmadnulbum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonbissmadnulbum, it will turn you into a slug.

Gonbissmadnulbum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gonbissmadnulbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gonbissmadnulbum on top of all buildings.

4. Gonbissmadnulbum loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about fire.