Tabdogstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless manatee.

Tabdogstaf created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabdogstaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabdogstaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Tabdogstaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tabdogstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. You must love Tabdogstaf.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from white pigs, for they are unholy.