Mongoddibpop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic camel.

Mongoddibpop created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongoddibpop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mongoddibpop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mongoddibpop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mongoddibpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mongoddibpop on top of all buildings.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Run away if four turtles approach from the north.