Venyarlrawtab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish crocodile.

Venyarlrawtab created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyarlrawtab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Venyarlrawtab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Venyarlrawtab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Venyarlrawtab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat cherries.