Stipcudnil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful turtle.

Stipcudnil created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipcudnil, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipcudnil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stipcudnil's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stipcudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from cyan dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.