Hadwabhim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil meerkat.

Hadwabhim created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Hadwabhim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadwabhim, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hadwabhim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hadwabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Hadwabhim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sit near horses.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.