Giltiflim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil penguin.

Giltiflim created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giltiflim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Giltiflim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Giltiflim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Giltiflim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never feed grapes to dogs while wearing white skirts.