Nurtpogjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome wasp.

Nurtpogjarn created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtpogjarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtpogjarn, it will come to you in dreams.

Nurtpogjarn's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nurtpogjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Nurtpogjarn eight times a day.