Jopbellegtan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong jackal.

Jopbellegtan created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopbellegtan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jopbellegtan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jopbellegtan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jopbellegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of seals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must love Jopbellegtan.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about tortoises.