Donmatlib Satstiggil is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind human.

Donmatlib Satstiggil created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donmatlib Satstiggil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Donmatlib Satstiggil, she will be mildly annoyed.

Donmatlib Satstiggil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Donmatlib Satstiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Donmatlib Satstiggil on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Donmatlib Satstiggil in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never chant in the presence of gulls.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.