Bimbemren is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous pigeon.

Bimbemren created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbemren, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimbemren, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bimbemren's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bimbemren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not take Bimbemren's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Bimbemren on top of important buildings.
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