Fotcissbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced fly.

Fotcissbun created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotcissbun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fotcissbun, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fotcissbun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fotcissbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Always wear white.

5. Never write about moons.