Nellbadwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing horse.

Nellbadwat created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbadwat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nellbadwat, it will ignore you.

Nellbadwat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nellbadwat's Holy Commandments

1. Nellbadwat loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing purple hats and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

5. Never think about dark matter.