Legloopfas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient finch.

Legloopfas created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legloopfas, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Legloopfas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Legloopfas' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Legloopfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing yellow corsets.

3. Never skip near foxes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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