Sandbastdit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful walrus.

Sandbastdit created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbastdit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sandbastdit, she will come to you in dreams.

Sandbastdit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sandbastdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help birds.
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