Latwegbin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate otter.

Latwegbin created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latwegbin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Latwegbin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Latwegbin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Latwegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near horses while wearing red kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.