Kensombin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic dolphin.

Kensombin created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kensombin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kensombin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Kensombin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kensombin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Kensombin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.