Hadbellgod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sage chinchilla.

Hadbellgod created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbellgod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hadbellgod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hadbellgod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hadbellgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Hadbellgod loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Hadbellgod.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.