Dadwapwod Cussvadzog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent pigeon.

Dadwapwod Cussvadzog created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadwapwod Cussvadzog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dadwapwod Cussvadzog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dadwapwod Cussvadzog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dadwapwod Cussvadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Run away from yellow rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Dadwapwod Cussvadzog on top of important buildings.