Tombonbus is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise raccoon.

Tombonbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tombonbus, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tombonbus, it will turn you into a mole.

Tombonbus' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tombonbus' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Tombonbus.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at stars.