Weelimnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental tapir.

Weelimnurt created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Weelimnurt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weelimnurt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Weelimnurt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Weelimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. You must love Weelimnurt.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not make images of living things.