Weelimnurt is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, temperamental
tapir.
Weelimnurt created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Weelimnurt, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Weelimnurt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Weelimnurt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Weelimnurt's Holy Commandments1. Always help horses.
2. You must love Weelimnurt.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Do not shave your legs.
5. Do not make images of living things.