Feblambenlid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omniscient hydra.

Feblambenlid created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feblambenlid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Feblambenlid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Feblambenlid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Feblambenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never paint your chest gray.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink alcohol.