Logfigxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome naga.

Logfigxuck created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logfigxuck, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logfigxuck, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Logfigxuck's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Logfigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.