Flowboncet is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, impressive spider.

Flowboncet created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Flowboncet, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flowboncet, it will come to you in dreams.

Flowboncet's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Flowboncet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing mauve shirts.

5. Respect your elders.