Homcissdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless bird.

Homcissdod created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Homcissdod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Homcissdod, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Homcissdod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Homcissdod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.