Natponrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful crane.

Natponrutt created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natponrutt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natponrutt, she will ignore you.

Natponrutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Natponrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing violet scarves and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed pineapples to swans while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Do not cook food in pots.