Gomgetbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain capybara.

Gomgetbop created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgetbop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gomgetbop, it will turn you into a rat.

Gomgetbop's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gomgetbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from turquoise squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.