Saghimbest is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive lion.

Saghimbest created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saghimbest, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Saghimbest, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Saghimbest's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Saghimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near whales while wearing fawn rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.

3. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.