Vennatmin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered pigeon.

Vennatmin created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennatmin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vennatmin, it will think nothing of it.

Vennatmin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vennatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Run away if eight otters approach from the east.

3. Vennatmin loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vennatmin.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.