Yartxintun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest toad.

Yartxintun created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartxintun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yartxintun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yartxintun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yartxintun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not take Yartxintun's name in vain.