Loggepkik Limmiswab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous penguin.

Loggepkik Limmiswab created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Loggepkik Limmiswab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Loggepkik Limmiswab, he will be very sad.

Loggepkik Limmiswab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Loggepkik Limmiswab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.