Hatquatbut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring slug.

Hatquatbut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatquatbut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hatquatbut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hatquatbut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hatquatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never look in ponds.