Stipflaprut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust armadillo.

Stipflaprut created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipflaprut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipflaprut, she will be very sad.

Stipflaprut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stipflaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Stipflaprut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Never talk about gravity.