Targbamgankikviljappon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent ant.

Targbamgankikviljappon created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targbamgankikviljappon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targbamgankikviljappon, he will turn you into a dog.

Targbamgankikviljappon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Targbamgankikviljappon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed peas to grasshopers while wearing pink kilts.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.